Let’s take a trip back in time to 1872, when Jules Verne’s famous character Phileas Fogg set off on his daring, globe-trotting adventure to circumnavigate the world in 80 days. Fast forward to today, and while we may not be catching steamships and riding elephants, a modern-day world tour can still be just as thrilling — and perhaps a tad more comfortable (thank you, air travel and Wi-Fi!).
So, grab your imaginary passport, let’s kick off our modern world tour inspired by this legendary story! Spoiler alert: we’ve upgraded Fogg’s itinerary a bit.
Day 1-5: London, England
Start your adventure where Fogg’s began — London. Steeped in history, culture, and a good cup of tea, the city still boasts landmarks from Fogg’s era, like the Big Ben and Tower Bridge. But hey, this is the 21st century, so don’t forget to hit up the trendy neighborhoods of Shoreditch and Camden for some modern flair and Insta-worthy shots.
Must-do: Take a spin on the London Eye for a bird’s-eye view of the city and hit a classic British pub for some fish and chips (yes, it’s touristy, but oh-so-delicious).
Humor break: Phileas Fogg may have packed his bags for a serious journey, but let’s be honest — your London souvenirs are probably going to include a Harry Potter wand and a Union Jack mug.
Day 6-12: Paris, France
Next stop: Paris. No need for a slow-moving train — just hop on the Eurostar and zip your way across the English Channel in style. Once in the City of Lights, marvel at the Eiffel Tower, stroll down the Champs-Élysées, and definitely make time for the Louvre (bonus points if you can find the Mona Lisa without getting lost in the maze of galleries!).
Must-do: Picnic at Jardin des Tuileries with fresh baguettes, cheese, and some French wine. Phileas Fogg may have been in a rush, but you can take it easy with a little Parisian leisure.
Funny thought: Fogg didn’t have Google Maps, which explains why he never made it to the Paris catacombs — your chance to out-explore the original adventurer!
Day 13-20: Dubai, UAE
Forget elephants, camels, or steamships — it’s 2024, and the next leg of your journey takes you to the futuristic city of Dubai. Known for its modern skyline, luxury shopping, and insane architecture like the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world), Dubai is a blend of tradition and ultra-modernity.
Must-do: Go on a desert safari or take in the dazzling city lights from the top of the Burj Khalifa. Don’t forget a quick stop at The Dubai Mall, where shopping might just take you a full 80 days.
Humor break: Phileas Fogg would’ve been blown away by Dubai’s indoor ski resort. “Wait, we’re skiing in the desert now?”
Day 21-30: Delhi and Agra, India
Next on the itinerary is India, where Fogg famously rode an elephant. While elephants are amazing, you’ll likely stick to a faster form of travel (i.e., trains or planes) as you explore Delhi and the nearby Taj Mahal in Agra.
Delhi’s mix of ancient history and bustling modernity is a sight to behold, from Humayun’s Tomb to the Qutub Minar. And when you get to Agra, the Taj Mahal will take your breath away. This majestic monument is even more spectacular in person.
Must-do: Feast on authentic Indian cuisine (bring on the spice!), and take a sunrise visit to the Taj Mahal for that magical glow.
Funny thought: In 2024, instead of a harrowing elephant ride, you’ll get around using Uber or auto-rickshaws. Progress!
Day 31-40: Bangkok, Thailand
From India, Fogg traveled through Asia, so naturally, our next stop is Bangkok. It’s a city where ancient temples meet ultra-modern skyscrapers. You can tour the Grand Palace, visit Wat Pho to see the Reclining Buddha, and indulge in some of the world’s best street food.
Must-do: Don’t miss a boat ride through the floating markets, where you can grab delicious food or even shop for souvenirs while floating down the river.
Humor break: Phileas Fogg probably never got to taste Pad Thai from a street vendor. Your loss, Fogg!
Day 41-50: Tokyo, Japan
Say goodbye to Bangkok’s bustling streets and say hello to the futuristic playground of Tokyo. A city where ancient traditions meet neon-lit modernity, Tokyo is packed with sushi, tech innovations, and quirky pop culture. From the majestic Meiji Shrine to the bustling streets of Shibuya, there’s always something to explore.
Must-do: Take in a view from Tokyo Skytree, visit the serene gardens of the Imperial Palace, and definitely join the crowd at Shibuya Crossing, the world’s busiest intersection.
Funny thought: Phileas Fogg traveled without a smartphone or TikTok. It’s almost like he wasn’t even trying to make this trip go viral.
Day 51-60: San Francisco, USA
Now, let’s hop across the Pacific (thanks, air travel!) and land in San Francisco. Fogg may have made his way to the US via a more complicated route, but you’ll enjoy Golden Gate Bridge views, Alcatraz, and charming neighborhoods like Fisherman’s Wharf and Chinatown.
Must-do: Take a ferry to Alcatraz, grab some clam chowder in a bread bowl at Fisherman’s Wharf, and snap that classic Golden Gate Bridge photo from Baker Beach.
Humor break: Instead of worrying about steamship schedules, you’ll be more concerned about catching the next cable car — much more fun!
Day 61-65: Mexico City, Mexico
Phileas Fogg didn’t stop in Mexico, but you will! Mexico City offers a rich blend of history, art, and amazing food. From the ancient ruins of Teotihuacan to the artful streets of Coyoacán, you’ll be immersed in Mexican culture at every turn.
Must-do: Explore the Frida Kahlo Museum, walk through Chapultepec Park, and of course, feast on authentic tacos and street food.
Humor break: With all the incredible food, this leg of the journey might be called Around the World in 80 Tacos.
Day 66-75: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Next, let’s head south to the sunny shores of Rio de Janeiro. You’ll be greeted by the towering Christ the Redeemer statue, the colorful streets of Santa Teresa, and the world-famous beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema.
Must-do: Take a cable car ride up Sugarloaf Mountain for panoramic views of Rio, then hit the beach for some sun and samba.
Funny thought: Phileas Fogg’s version of Rio probably didn’t include bikini-clad samba dancers, but yours will!
Day 76-80: Cape Town, South Africa
Finally, end your world tour in the vibrant city of Cape Town, with its stunning landscapes and rich cultural history. Whether you’re exploring Table Mountain, visiting Robben Island, or taking a scenic drive along Chapman’s Peak, this city is the perfect cap to your global adventure.
Must-do: Don’t miss a trip to Boulders Beach to see the adorable penguins or a wine tour in the nearby Stellenbosch region.
Humor break: Phileas Fogg traveled the world and never saw a single penguin. That’s reason enough to make Cape Town your final stop!
Final Thoughts
In 2024, traveling around the world in 80 days is less about steamships and more about speed, comfort, and having a playlist for every flight. But just like Fogg’s adventure, your journey will be filled with new cultures, unforgettable sights, and stories to tell for years to come.
Funny thought: In the age of TikTok and Instagram, it’s more like Around the World in 80 Posts — and we’re here for it!
